thepetewentzband: jennesbian: my-little-skyscrapers: sting-like-a-tracker-jacker: hazelgustus: literallysame: liam-gayne: when you try your best but you don’t succeed when you get what you want but not what you need could it be worse when you love someone but it goes to waste and the tears come streaming down your face best post on all of tumblr, ever ^ you...
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers *try 30+ page papers… I wish it were on 5 :(
joichang: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
starkidnutty: Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old. #she looks like she just found a unicorn
misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
ipoog: i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude
javaddward: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
fluffywhitechicken: Owl Cities songs all sound the same and have cliche lyrics but they are just so fucking calming
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.
When you were younger and a friend came round
sodamnrelatable: The awkward first half hour of politeness: The next couple of hours: When their parents came to collect them: “HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE NIGGA HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
allmymetaphors: whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe